I am not an animal
In the interest of appearing less troll like and more real, an almost sane entry:
Don't buy that big tub of Cheese Balls at SAMs. They are nasty with a capital N. We've had this tub for, I'd say, almost two years, and it has yet to mold or whatever. I don't know if they're stale, as I said, they're nasty and I don't eat them. I should consider throwing them away soon.
Stick with Cheez Doodlez
